Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Two Good Lines

1)      The broilers arrived last Friday morning.  All 51 of them.  B.J. was waiting at the post office when it opened at 7:30, ready to rush the chicks home and then race to school.  Joawn, a fellow church member, saw B.J. standing there, his dress shirt and tie peeking out from under his dilapidated cover-all.  Joawn did a double-take.
     "What in the world are you doin', dressed like that?" Joawn asked.
     "Oh," B.J. responded, "Pickin' up chicks."

2)     I was washing dishes this morning when Marie came running into the kitchen, a baby doll in her arms.
     "Look, Mom!" she exclaimed.  "I brought forth my firstborn son!"

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