1) The broilers arrived last Friday morning. All 51 of them. B.J. was waiting at the post office when it opened at 7:30, ready to rush the chicks home and then race to school. Joawn, a fellow church member, saw B.J. standing there, his dress shirt and tie peeking out from under his dilapidated cover-all. Joawn did a double-take.
"What in the world are you doin', dressed like that?" Joawn asked.
"Oh," B.J. responded, "Pickin' up chicks."
2) I was washing dishes this morning when Marie came running into the kitchen, a baby doll in her arms.
"Look, Mom!" she exclaimed. "I brought forth my firstborn son!"
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